"Hey, don't bogart that blood of our savior."

"I was just thinkin'. Maybe if we took the large dollar signs off these bags then they wouldn't draw so much attention." "Don't be a fool, Jeb"

"Here it is...Jaundice"

"I never knew it could be like this! Nobody ever kissed me the way you do......No, nobody.... (chuckle) Now that'd take some..." "STEVE! Get back to work!!"

"I'm gonna get me a piece of bottomland." "Fresh!"

There wasn't much to do in town once Sweet Adeline declared her celibacy.

"Meemaw Perkin? We have an ordinance against excessive sexiness in this county. I'm afraid I'm going to have to issue you a citation." *cue club music*

"Officer Carter is demonstrating the proper method of "backing away slowly" in the event your perp becomes lifeless"

"Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars... Hello, I'm Frank Sinatra for Chrysler Motors, and whether my destination is the moon or just across town..."

"My name is Linsay Crouse. I'm selling encylopedias. The company I work for, that is. You see, they sell encylopedias. Would you like to buy some? Would you like to buy a set of encyclopedias?"

"Don't come in, Mom!!!"

Looks like Sally will get to do her scene with John Holmes first.

Give her the gift of MasterLock, and tell her you'd shackle her to the furnace until she loved you all over again.

"Think about THIS, Rodin!"

*slam* *slam* *slam* "Now tell me. Where are the diamonds, you son of a bitch!"

"As soon as the citizens of Gotham accept my New Deal, they will be on a 60 year collision course with disaster that even Batman can't stop. Hwea Hwea Hwea!"

"Thinking about joining us for dinner?" "Oh, I'm gonna join you for dinner, but I'm THINKING about poontang."

The seductive eyes, the full lips, the deep throaty double entendres from her smoker's voicebox...they sure don't make 'em like they used to.

"Bruce Banner Smash!!!"